I don't even....

By Matt Baker
Sometimes you just have to write a blog.  You may not even know what it is going to be about, you may not even be looking at the keyboard while you’re writing it or even thinking about what the next sentence is going to be, you just have to write something.

I really like cereal.  I don’t eat it very often, but when I do it is with great gusto and copious sugar.  Because sugar really makes things better.  Did you have a bad day? Have some sugar.  Coffee too strong? Have some sugar. Medicine hard to take? Have some sugar. Love life getting boring? People say “add some spice” but trust me, licking hot sauce off of someone’s naked body is not nearly as much fun as licking chocolate sauce off.  Nobody wants your salty lovin’, they want your sweet lovin’.  When Bruce Campbell wants some female attention, it’s not herbs he demands, baby.  So, in conclusion, sugar is awesome. Unless you are a diabetic. Which I might soon be at the rate I consume sugar.

But in the meantime, burrowing owls are freakin’ awesome.  I mean, all owls are cool, but there is something about burrowing owls that tickles my funny bone, no matter what they are doing.  I could be looking at a video of a burrowing owl ripping the guts out of a small mammal and be all “burrowing owl, you so hilarious”. I think it is the extra long legs.

I really need to get some better ideas for blogs, because I don’t think I can do this again.  I’m the one writing it and even I’m only vaguely entertained by the very act of writing it. I apologize to everyone who actually sat through this. My brain is just really preoccupied with work/school and potential videos for the sketch comedy web series we have in the works. Which really makes it sound a lot slicker than it is going to be.  That said, we learned an awful lot during the making of our most recent project, a fake trailer for our website namesake “Space Babes From Planet V and the Zombie Squirrels of Doom”.  Mostly what we learned was that the less we are in front of the camera the better, unless what we’re filming is supposed to be comedic – we are ok at that. So our sketch comedy should work out fine. Stay tuned.